1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,544 HEY, HEY! 2 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,813 AAH! AAH! COACH! COACH! 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,315 WHOA, WHAT, UH, WHAT? 4 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:17,551 YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH YOUR EYES HALF OPEN AGAIN. 5 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,120 OH, SO WHAT? 6 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,621 SO WHAT? I CAN'T HELP IT. 7 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,324 IT CREEPS ME OUT. 8 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,226 IT'S EVIL. 9 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:28,062 HEY, BABE. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HOME? 10 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,797 I GOTTA CHANGE MY DRESS BEFORE THE NIGHT SHIFT 11 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,333 'CAUSE I GOT TERIYAKI SAUCE ALL OVER THIS ONE. 12 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,767 HERE, LET ME RUB THAT OFF FOR YOU. 13 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,403 DON'T, JUST... 14 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,571 GET AWAY. 15 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,473 YOU NEVER LET ME HELP. 16 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:40,841 COME HERE, COME HERE, BABY. 17 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,410 WHAT--WHAT-- WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? 18 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:45,146 I COLLIDED WITH A BUSBOY. I'M SO FRAZZLED. 19 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:47,115 I WORKED, LIKE, 8 SHIFTS IN A ROW. 20 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,349 BABY, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, 21 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,151 BUT WE NEED THE MONEY, ALL RIGHT? 22 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:50,851 YOU THINK I LIKE GOING TO WORK 23 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,720 AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING? 24 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:53,687 BUT WE ARE SO CLOSE 25 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:54,622 TO OUR DREAM VACATION 26 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:56,090 IN THE TROPICAL SPLENDOR 27 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:57,425 THAT IS CANCÚN. 28 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:58,226 YEAH, BUT I-- 29 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,093 UH, AH, WE DON'T WANT TO SETTLE AGAIN 30 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:03,097 FOR ANOTHER VACATION ON THE JERSEY SHORE. 31 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:08,102 [FLY BUZZES] 32 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:13,807 OH, GOD, SEAN. HAND ME THE BUG SPRAY. 33 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,209 CAN WE GO HOME? 34 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,377 NO. 35 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,279 NO, WE CAN'T GO HOME, MISSY, OK? 36 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,880 THIS IS OUR VACATION. 37 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:20,814 SO, CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE. 38 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:21,649 LOOKIT, LOOK, YOUR BROTHERS, 39 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,217 THEY'RE PLAYING, THEY'RE RUNNIN' AROUND 40 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,152 HAVIN' A GOOD TIME. 41 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,854 BEES! BEES! 42 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,757 BEES, HELP! GET 'EM AWAY! 43 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,492 I KNOW, BUT IT'S JUST... 44 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,593 I NEVER GET TO SEE THE KIDS, YOU KNOW? 45 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,595 BY THE TIME I GET UP IN THE MORNING THEY'RE IN SCHOOL, 46 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,297 AND BY THE TIME I GET HOME, THEY'RE IN BED. 47 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,232 HEY, HEY, THE KIDS ARE FINE, OK, 48 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,567 AND THEY'RE GONNA LOVE US FOR GIVING THEM 49 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,502 THE BEST VACATION OF THEIR LIVES. 50 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,738 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. HEY, LIL. 51 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:45,673 HEY, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ALL WEEK. 52 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,276 COME SIT DOWN AND TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY. 53 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,180 WHY WON'T LILY TALK TO ME? 54 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:52,946 AH, IT'S, YOU KNOW, 55 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,682 JUST ONE OF HER THINGS, YOU KNOW. 56 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,150 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 57 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,084 ARE YOU SURE? 58 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,519 YEAH, YOU KNOW, IF SHE HAD SOMETHING GOIN' ON 59 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,688 SHE'D BE TALKIN' ABOUT IT. JUST TRUST ME. 60 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,157 YEAH, WHEN JIMMY HAD HIS PROBLEM, 61 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:04,492 HE WAS REALLY UP FRONT ABOUT IT. 62 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,360 WHAT? JIMMY HAD A PROBLEM? 63 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,729 NO, HE, OH, A MINOR PROBLEM, 64 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,731 BUT IT'S BEEN DEALT WITH. 65 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:14,202 THERE WAS AN INCIDENT AT SCHOOL. 66 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,213 OH, I'M SORRY. 67 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,614 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE GARBAGE. 68 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,317 WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT DO THAT? 69 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,851 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 70 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,686 I SAID, UH, COULD YOU PLEASE NOT-- 71 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,688 ARE YOU ORDERING ME AROUND? 72 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,324 NO, NO, NO. I, UH-- 73 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,258 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT. 74 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:41,495 OH, MY BAD. MY BAD. MY BAD. MY BAD. MY BAD. 75 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:44,198 [ALL LAUGH] 76 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:45,999 THAT'S AWFUL. 77 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,268 IT IS, IT IS, BUT I TOOK CARE OF IT. 78 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,470 DON'T WORRY, OK? THE KIDS ARE FINE. 79 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,939 DO YOU PROMISE? ABSOLUTELY. 80 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,441 OK. 81 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,976 I GOTTA GET THIS DRESS OFF. 82 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,645 ALL RIGHT. 83 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,448 [LILY SCREAMS] 84 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,324 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR TONGUE? 85 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,492 NOTHING. NO, NO. 86 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,493 NOTHING, NOTHING. BUT I SAW-- 87 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:16,364 [LISPING] OK, I PIERCED IT! I PIERCED IT, OK? 88 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,299 OH. NO. 89 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,833 NO, NO, NO, IT IS NOT OK. 90 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,669 HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID? 91 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:25,439 [LISPING] YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT COOL IS. 92 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,261 WELL, LILY'S LOCKED HERSELF IN THE BATHROOM, 93 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,930 BUT SHE ASSURES ME SHE'S ABSOLUTELY THUPER. 94 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:50,798 OH, GOOD. 95 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,334 I CAN'T FIND MY CLEAN CLOTHES FOR WORK. 96 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,568 YOU PICKED UP THE DRY CLEANING, RIGHT? 97 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,737 OH, YEAH, RIGHT, I WOULD HAVE, SEE, 98 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,640 BUT I FORGOT TO DROP THEM OFF. 99 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,409 I WAS PARENTING. 100 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,844 HENRY, HEY. OH, HEY, BUDDY, 101 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:04,712 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE DOUGHNUTS? 102 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:08,282 THEY'RE FREE OVER AT THE DOUGHNUT SHOP. 103 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,583 [LAUGHS] REALLY? YEAH. 104 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:14,288 THEY JUST LEAVE 'EM OUT BACK IN THE ALLEY AT THE END OF THE DAY. 105 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:19,293 THEY'RE NICE AND CRUNCHY. 106 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:22,896 UH, HEY. HENRY. 107 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,566 HENRY, HENRY, HEY, HEY, HO, HO. 108 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,801 HEY, BUDDY, WE HAD A RULE IN THIS HOUSE, OK? 109 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:30,671 WE DON'T EAT FROM THE GARBAGE. 110 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,673 YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THAT. 111 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,976 WE DIDN'T THINK WE HAD TO, HONEY. 112 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:39,680 IT'S LIKE DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET. 113 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,550 OH, GREAT. ANOTHER RULE. 114 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:47,955 WEREN'T YOU WATCHING HIM? 115 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:48,889 WHAT? WHAT? HEY, I'M THE ONE 116 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,091 WHO CAUGHT HIM WITH THE DUMPSTER DOUGHNUTS. 117 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,826 OH, THAT'S VERY COMFORTING. 118 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:53,761 BABE, BABE, COME ON. 119 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,096 KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE, OK? CANCÚN. 120 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,898 OK, THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, ALL RIGHT? 121 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:01,735 SUN DRENCHED BEACHES AND SNORKELING FOR THE KIDS, AND THE WINDSURFER, 122 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:04,872 AND, OOH, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT LOBSTER, HUH? 123 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,941 AND THE MEALS ARE JUST FANTASTIC, 124 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:08,809 AND EVERYTHING'S INCLUDED, 125 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,911 AND--AND THE TROPICAL DRINKS ARE SO BIG, 126 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,581 YOU COULD JUST-- YOU COULD JUST TAKE A BATH IN THEM. 127 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:18,085 AND THEN YOU AND ME, WE'RE WALKIN' DOWN THE BEACH AT SUNSET... 128 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,653 WHITE, WHITE SAND... 129 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,789 KIDS ARE UPSTAIRS IN THEIR ROOMS SLEEPING, 130 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:26,927 AND IT'S JUST YOU AND ME AND THE CRYSTAL CLEAR WATERS. 131 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,796 NOBODY WANTED THIS BEAR CLAW, RIGHT? 132 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,898 I CAN GET IT, YEAH? 133 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,433 [SIGHS] 134 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:33,567 WHY, WHY, WHY? 135 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,869 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING? 136 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,705 FINE, YOU HAVE IT. 137 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:38,706 OH, UGH. 138 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,809 YOU'RE THROWIN' AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD BEAR CLAW? 139 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,478 YOU WANT IT? YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT. 140 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,480 ALL RIGHT. 141 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,587 OH, GOD. OK, JUST TELL ME 142 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,456 EVERYTHING WITH JIMMY IS OK. 143 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,724 EVERYTHING'S OK. 144 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:57,925 OK OR GOOD? 145 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:58,726 GOOD, NOW. 146 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,861 I MEAN, AT FIRST, THINGS WERE SHAKY. 147 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:05,132 OK, LISTEN, BUDDY, I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS, OK? 148 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,133 OH, HEY, LIL, 149 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,869 UM, I GOTTA GO TO WORK TOMORROW MORNING AT 5:00. 150 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,070 COULD YOU WALK YOUR LITTLE BROTHER TO SCHOOL 151 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,005 AND MAKE SURE NOTHING HAPPENS TO HIM? 152 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:12,606 YEAH, SURE. 153 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,807 ALL RIGHT, THANKS. YEAH. 154 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:16,477 KEEP THAT ON YOUR HEAD. 155 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,814 WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE CUT IT OUT? 156 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:22,850 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, RUN AWAY AGAIN? 157 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,052 "MY BAD. MY BAD. MY BAD." 158 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,721 [ALL LAUGH] 159 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,657 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 160 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,860 THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND HIM. 161 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:37,397 [LAUGHS] OH, BUT IT'S NOT. 162 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,034 UNH. [SIGHS] 163 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,637 [ALL LAUGH] 164 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,441 WOW, YEAH. THAT'S MY GIRL. 165 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:51,078 YEAH, SHE'S A SCRAPPER JUST LIKE HER GRANDMA. 166 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,181 YEAH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE SENDING LILY IN TO FIGHT HIS BATTLES 167 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:57,017 WASN'T THE SMARTEST IDEA. 168 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,791 WHERE'S YOUR SISTER NOW? 169 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,532 Sean: SISTER HELEN. 170 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,534 I HAVE OFFICE HOURS, MR. FINNERTY. 171 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:16,537 YEAH, WELL, I WORK DURING YOUR OFFICE HOURS, SISTER. 172 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,471 SO DO I. 173 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,239 OK, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF OPERATION 174 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,641 YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND HERE, 175 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,475 BUT MY SON, JIMMY, 176 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,043 IS GETTIN' THE SNOT BEATEN OUT OF HIM 177 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,011 ON A DAILY BASIS. 178 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,914 WE HAVE A POLICY AGAINST FIGHTING HERE, JIMMY. 179 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:27,948 OH, DON'T LOOK AT ME. 180 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,751 I'M A BIG FAN OF THAT POLICY. 181 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,952 GOOD. WHOA, WHOA, SISTER HELEN, 182 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,921 I REALLY NEED YOU TO DEAL WITH THIS, OK? 183 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,490 THIS IS THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD I NEED RIGHT NOW. 184 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,158 AND, UH, WHY IS THAT? 185 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,127 WELL, ME AND THE WIFE ARE WORKING CRAZY HOURS. 186 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,096 WE'RE SAVING UP TO TAKE THE FAMILY ON A VACATION. 187 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,065 WE'RE GOING TO, UH, CANCÚN. 188 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,067 IT'S IN THE GULF OF MEXICO. 189 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,069 WELL, I'LL NEED JIMMY TO IDENTIFY 190 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,103 THE CHILDREN THAT HAVE BEEN DOING THIS, 191 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:53,974 AND, UH, BY THE WAY, CANCÚN IS IN THE CARIBBEAN, 192 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,275 NOT THE GULF OF MEXICO. 193 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,645 BUT I CAN'T RAT ON THOSE GUYS. 194 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,246 IT'S SOME KID NAMED KYLE, BUT--HEY. 195 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:02,049 I DO, UH, I KNOW IT'S THE GULF OF MEXICO 196 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,116 BECAUSE I HAVE THE BROCHURE AT HOME. 197 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,686 WELL, MR. FINNERTY, I'VE BEEN THERE. 198 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:06,820 IS IT KYLE COCKLIN? 199 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,890 THEY LET YOU GO TO CANCÚN? 200 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,259 IF BY "THEY" YOU MEAN "GOD," 201 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,795 YES, HE DOES LET ME GO TO CANCÚN. 202 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,031 WOW, ISN'T IT ALL, LIKE, ISN'T IT, YOU KNOW, HOT 203 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,600 UNDERNEATH THE, UM... 204 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,535 THE HABIT? MM-HMM. 205 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,269 YOU KNOW, MR. FINNERTY, 206 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,071 WE CAN TAKE IT OFF. WE DO BATHE. 207 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,574 OH, OF COURSE. I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO BATHE. EVERYBODY BATHES. 208 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,843 IT'S JUST--I--I-- YOU KNOW, I MEANT IN PUBLIC. 209 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,311 I DON'T WEAR A THONG. 210 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,114 UM, SO, ARE YOU GONNA TELL KYLE 211 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:34,915 THAT I RATTED ON HIM? 212 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,016 I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING, JIMMY, 213 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:39,753 AND I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY YOUR TRIP TO THE CARIBBEAN. 214 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,755 UH, THE GULF OF MEXICO. 215 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,891 ISN'T IT "CARIBBEAN?" 216 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,058 YES, IT IS, HENRY. 217 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,860 BOTH ARE ACCEPTABLE. 218 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,029 NO, THEY'RE NOT. 219 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:49,863 SO, I HANDLED IT, 220 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,665 AND THERE HASN'T BEEN A PROBLEM SINCE. 221 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,133 WELL, THANK GOD. 222 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,034 I KNOW. POOR GUY. 223 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,136 HAVING TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT. POOR JIMMY. 224 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,806 POOR JIMMY? WHAT ABOUT ME? 225 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,008 OH, NO, NO, NO ONE ASKED YOU 226 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,242 TO GET YOUR TONGUE PIERCED. 227 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,811 I HAD NO THOICE. 228 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:04,878 YOU HAD NO WHAT? 229 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,748 THOICE. NO THOICE. 230 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,051 YOU HAD NO TOYS? 231 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,320 CHOICE. 232 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,124 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHE WAS SAYING SHE HAD NO CHOICE. 233 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:22,095 EXACTLY. IT WAS SELF-PRESERVATION. 234 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,366 HEY, GUYS. DOES ANYBODY HAVE 235 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,035 THE BIO NOTES I CAN COPY? 236 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:28,802 UH-OH. 237 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,370 ARE YOU GONNA BEAT US UP FOR THEM? 238 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,039 [ALL LAUGH] 239 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,106 WHAT? 240 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,007 OH, I FORGOT. 241 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,777 YOU ONLY BEAT UP 11-YEAR-OLDS, DON'T YOU? 242 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,080 [ALL LAUGH] 243 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:42,850 THEY WERE MAKING FUN OF ME. 244 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,853 I HAD TO MAKE MYSELF COOL AGAIN. 245 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,089 WELL, WHY STOP WITH YOUR TONGUE? 246 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,223 PUT A BOLT THROUGH YOUR NECK, 247 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,193 YOU'LL BE QUEEN OF THE PROM. 248 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,629 I WAS THE LAUGHING STOCK. 249 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,830 I WAS DESPERATE. 250 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,699 Girl: OH, THAT IS SO COOL. 251 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,801 WOW, LOOK AT THAT. 252 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,237 YOU THINK THAT'S COOL? 253 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,807 NO WAY. 254 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,242 OH, YEAH. 255 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,215 [GASPS] 256 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,851 THAT THING HURT LIKE A BITH. 257 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:20,153 HEY, WATCH THE MOUTH, MISS. 258 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:23,223 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DID THIS. 259 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,357 HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 260 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,759 I GOT A PIERCING ONCE. 261 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:29,196 OH, PFFT. THAT WENT OVER WELL. 262 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,801 WHOA. [LAUGHS] 263 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,103 HEY, RICKY, MRS. DELVECCHIO, 264 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,771 CHECK ME OUT. YOU LIKE? 265 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:38,772 YOU LIKE IT, RIGHT? 266 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,775 AH, AH, AH, AH, OW, OW. 267 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,210 AH, OH. 268 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,378 [WHIMPERS] HOLD STILL, HOLD STILL. 269 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:49,216 AAH! IT HURTS LIKE CRAZY! AAH! 270 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,152 I MADE QUITE A STATEMENT WITH THAT CHAIN. 271 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,222 YOU HAD IT FOR AN HOUR. 272 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,858 YEAH, BUT BACK THEN, IT WAS REBELLIOUS. 273 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,292 IT'S NOT LIKE TODAY WHERE YOU HAVE TO GET 274 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,195 A PERMISSION SLIP FROM YOUR PARENTS. 275 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,867 YOU NEED A PERMISSION SLIP? 276 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,871 I HAD A PERMISSION SLIP. 277 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,274 OH, SORRY. I'M SORRY. I OVERSLEPT. 278 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,809 COME ON, I'LL MAKE YOU GUYS SOME BREAKFAST, OK? 279 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,311 WELL, NO, MOM. I GOTTA BE AT SCHOOL IN 5 MINUTES. 280 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,881 OK, HAVE A GOOD DAY, HENRY. 281 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:21,782 I'M JIMMY. 282 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,383 MOM, CAN YOU SIGN THIS? MY CLASS IS GOING 283 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,886 ON A FIELD TRIP TO ELLIS ISLAND. 284 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,921 THAT'S GOOD. HAVE FUN, BABE. 285 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,289 I WILL. 286 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,291 COFFEE. 287 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,760 YOU LIED TO ME? 288 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,427 NO, WE ARE GOING TO ELLIS ISLAND. 289 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:39,699 I DIDN'T IMPLY THAT THE 2 THINGS WERE RELATED. 290 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,201 HMM-HMM-HMM. 291 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,936 I'M GONNA WAIT FOR THAT TONGUE TO HEAL, 292 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,004 AND THEN I'M GONNA PULL IT 293 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,272 RIGHT OUT OF HER HEAD. 294 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,440 I'LL HOLD HER DOWN. 295 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,376 MAN, IF I HAD BEEN WORKING REGULAR HOURS, 296 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,543 THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN BY ME. 297 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,813 LOOK, BABY, IF YOU WANT TO WORK REGULAR HOURS, GO AHEAD. 298 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,081 WE'LL JUST TAKE THE SAME OLD REGULAR VACATION. 299 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:58,051 WE'LL GO BACK TO THE JERSEY SHORE LIKE WE DID LAST YEAR. 300 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,754 PFFT. [SIGHS] 301 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,255 NICE DAY, HUH? 302 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,757 WELL, IT'S HOT. 303 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,425 MMM. GOOD NEWS, FOLKS. 304 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,127 WHATEVER IT IS, WE GOT IT TRAPPED 305 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,361 BEHIND THE MINI FRIDGE. 306 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,329 WE SPRAYED IT UP PRETTY GOOD, 307 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,164 BUT IT'S STILL KINDA SNAPPIN', 308 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,933 SO, I'D WAIT ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO 309 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,268 BEFORE YOU GO BACK IN. 310 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,074 WHEN CAN WE GO BACK INSIDE? 311 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:21,909 UM, UH... 312 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:25,012 WELL, WHEN THE THING IN THERE STOPS... 313 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,013 SNAPPING. 314 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,480 SNAPPING. 315 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,916 OH, GOD, NOT THAT AGAIN. 316 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,952 SEE? THAT'S WHY WE'RE WORKIN' SO HARD. 317 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,820 [SIGHS] 318 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,354 [DOORBELL RINGS] 319 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,523 THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR! 320 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,359 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 321 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,430 AH! JIMMY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND? 322 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,299 SEE, SISTER? THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT. 323 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,968 YOU WERE RIGHT, MR. FINNERTY. 324 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,270 THERE IS A BULLY PROBLEM AT SCHOOL. 325 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,005 YEAH, OK, I TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT. 326 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,842 THE BULLY IS YOUR SON. 327 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:55,943 I HURT MY HAND 328 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,245 PUNCHING A GUY IN THE TEETH. 329 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:03,516 JIMMY CAN'T BE THE BULLY. 330 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,152 HE'S NEVER HURT ANYONE. 331 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,987 ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M LYING? 332 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,055 NO, NO. W-W-W-W-WAIT. 333 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,022 JIMMY WAS THE ONE 334 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,190 WHO WAS GETTING PICKED ON. 335 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,059 OH, OH, NO, NOT ANY MORE. 336 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,895 I KICKED SOME SERIOUS ASS. 337 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:15,795 JIMMY. 338 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:16,596 HEY, HEY, JIMMY. LET'S GO INTO THE KITCHEN 339 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,365 AND MAKE SISTER HELEN SOME TEA, OK? 340 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,133 WHY? COME ON! 341 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:25,172 UM, YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT MADE AN USHER AT THE 9:30 MASS. 342 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:29,309 OH, THAT'S NICE. 343 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:36,016 JIMMY, TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN SCHOOL. 344 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:36,649 HENRY... 345 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,386 W-W-WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 346 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,056 I EARNED IT. 347 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,308 HENRY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 348 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,143 OH, SO FIRST I'M NOT ALLOWED 349 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,277 TO ROOT THROUGH DUMPSTERS, 350 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,380 AND NOW I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BEG FOR FOOD. 351 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,884 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT? 352 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,285 I COOK FOR YOU. 353 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,288 MACARONI AND CHEESE. IT'S ALL YOU EVER MAKE. 354 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,423 YEAH, BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT. 355 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:20,627 I USED TO. WE ATE IT 6 DAYS IN A ROW. 356 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,330 HENRY, HOOK ME UP WITH A DUMPLING. 357 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,597 HEY, I DANCED FOR 'EM. 358 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,533 YEAH, YOUR DANCIN' DAYS ARE OVER. 359 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,503 YEAH, AND HEY, BUDDY, NO MORE PANHANDLING. 360 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,175 COME ON, JIMMY. WHAT HAPPENED, HUH? 361 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,210 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' BEATIN' GUYS UP? 362 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,045 I HAD TO. I MEAN, 363 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,148 AFTER DAD GOT SISTER HELEN INVOLVED. 364 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,550 WAIT, I--I THOUGHT SHE WOULD TAKE CARE OF THINGS. 365 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:47,420 OH, YEAH. SHE DID TAKE CARE OF THINGS. 366 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,422 OW! OW! 367 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,925 KYLE WON'T BOTHER YOU AGAIN, JIMMY. 368 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:55,495 [WHISPERS] I'm gonna get you. OW! 369 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,298 [KIDS LAUGH] 370 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,702 OH, GOD. 371 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,504 WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME? 372 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,407 I DID, AND YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE, 373 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,343 SO I WENT TO UNCLE EDDIE. 374 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:15,348 I JUST HAPPENED TO BE AROUND. 375 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,617 OK, SEE THIS GUY? 376 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,485 HE'S NOT LOOKIN' FOR A FIGHT. 377 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,653 HE'S--HE'S FILLED WITH INNER PEACE, 378 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,992 BUT THESE OTHER GUYS FROM THE CHOW LIN PROVINCE 379 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,427 ARE GONNA PUSH HIM TOO FAR, 380 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,997 BUT RIGHT NOW, HE'S JUST TAKIN' IT. 381 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,165 JUST--LOOKIT, THEY JUST BROKE HIS BOWL. 382 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:35,302 THEY HUMILIATED HIM, AND HE'S JUST SITTIN' THERE TAKIN' IT. 383 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:39,339 THE FORTITUDE OF THIS GUY, JUST TAKIN' IT. 384 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,741 JUST TAKING IT. YEAH, I'M GONNA FAST FORWARD 385 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,710 'CAUSE THIS IS BORING. HE'S TAKING IT. 386 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,046 HE TAKES IT FOR A WHILE. 387 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:50,617 SEE, ALL MARSHAL ARTS ARE BASED ON THE SAME BASIC PRINCIPLES: 388 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,719 SURPRISE AND MISDIRECTION. 389 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,721 NOW, SAY YOU WERE GONNA KICK ME. 390 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,090 SHOW ME HOW YOU WOULD DO IT. 391 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,491 NO, NO, 392 00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,759 NO, YOU'RE BEING OBVIOUS. 393 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,229 THIS IS HOW STEVEN SEAGAL WOULD DO IT. 394 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,531 THIS LAND BELONGS TO THE ESKIMOS, 395 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,266 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU-- 396 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,101 BOOM! 397 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:13,040 THIS GUY IS DOWN, AND HE'S NOT GETTING UP... 398 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,641 'CAUSE I MISDIRECTED HIM BY LOOKING OVER 399 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,243 AT THIS GUY OVER HERE, 400 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,477 AND THEN I SURPRISED HIM 401 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,245 BY KICKING HIM 402 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,112 IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ESKIMO SPEECH. 403 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,748 OK, ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS-- 404 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,550 YAH! 405 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,419 YOU LEARN QUICKLY, MY YOUNG--OOH! 406 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,156 MAN, I CAN REALLY GO FOR A NICE, COLD-- 407 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,390 YAH! 408 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,359 FINISH HIM OFF, YOU KNOW? 409 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,360 WAA! 410 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,561 YEAH, NO MERCY. 411 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,163 [SIGHS] 412 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,697 EDDIE'S RAISING OUR SON. 413 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,233 UH, NOT EXACTLY. HE-- 414 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,068 SEAN! 415 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,503 EDDIE IS RAISING 416 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,273 [WHISPERS] our son. 417 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,006 BABY, BABY. 418 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,343 A SIMPLE THANK YOU WOULD BE NICE. 419 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,644 UH, NO, NO, BABY. JUST--JUST-- 420 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,215 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. JUST--JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE, OK, 421 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:59,252 AND THEN WE CAN BE HERE-- HERE, US, ON THE BEACH. 422 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,722 OH, CRYSTAL CLEAR WATERS LAPPING AT OUR TOES, 423 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,458 FRIENDLY NATIVES ATTENDING TO OUR EVERY WHIM. 424 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,394 WAIT, LOOK. THERE'S OUR CHILDREN. 425 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,130 THEY'RE HAVING SUCH A GREAT TIME. 426 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,499 THIS IS SO FANTASTIC. 427 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,302 I'VE NEVER FELT LESS SURLY IN MY LIFE. 428 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,569 I LOVE YOU, MOM. 429 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,671 WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT CORAL REEFS. 430 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,739 OH, YOU GUYS GO DO 431 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,642 WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANNA DO. 432 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,648 PARDON ME... 433 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,283 BUT I'M DOUBLE PARKED. 434 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,284 OH, UH, HUH? 435 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,485 CAN WE PLEASE FINISH THIS? 436 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,288 UM, OH, YEAH. I'M SORRY, SISTER. 437 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,357 I WAS JUST MAKING YOU, UH, TEA. 438 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,725 YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T ASK FOR TEA. 439 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,693 I KNOW. I JUST MADE IT. 440 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,429 YEAH, I DON'T WANT TEA. 441 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,298 OK, UH... 442 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,199 LOOK, LOOK, SISTER HELEN, 443 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,700 I'M SORRY IF HE GOT INVOLVED IN SOMETHING, 444 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,303 BUT YOU KNOW JIMMY. THIS ISN'T LIKE HIM. 445 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,405 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE SCHOOL YARD TODAY 446 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,673 WAS A VERY UGLY SCENE. 447 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,842 WELL, I WASN'T ASKING FOR TROUBLE. 448 00:17:55,875 --> 00:18:02,215 I WAS JUST SITTING THERE, AND ENJOYING MY INNER PEACE. 449 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,618 WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S READING A BOOK. 450 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:10,523 IS THIS SOME KIND OF GIRL BOOK, GIRLIE, HUH? 451 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,326 OOPS, LOOKS LIKE YOU DROPPED YOUR BOOK. 452 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,330 YOU ARE REALLY TESTING MY INNER PEACE. 453 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,201 AAH! OW! OW! OW! 454 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,575 UNH! UNH! UNH! 455 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,606 OH! OOH! 456 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,849 OH. 457 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,734 GOOD LORD. 458 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,272 I'M SORRY, BUT I THINK JIMMY MAY BE EMBELLISHING. 459 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:36,509 OH, NO. I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK--NO. 460 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,810 I SAW IT. 461 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,712 Kyle: ONE DAY HE, UH, ESCAPED, 462 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,648 AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW, THEY WENT IN OUR FRUIT TREE 463 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,285 AND THEY ATE EVERY PIECE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 464 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,653 AAH! 465 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,558 Kids: GO, JIMMY! GO, JIMMY! 466 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,560 GO, JIMMY! GO, JIMMY! 467 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,761 GO, JIMMY! GO, JIMMY! 468 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,498 GO, JIMMY! GO, JIMMY! GO, JIMMY! 469 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,233 EITHER WAY, GOOD JOB. 470 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,934 THANKS. NO, NO, NO, NO. 471 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:02,869 NOT A GOOD JOB, OK? 472 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,471 ALL RIGHT. FIGHTING DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING. 473 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,639 IT--IT--IT'S STUPID AND IT'S WRONG. 474 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,540 IT'S DANGEROUS. YES. 475 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,376 YES, AND--AND I PROMISE YOU, SISTER HELEN, 476 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:13,613 WE WILL HANDLE THIS, 'CAUSE WE'RE GOOD PARENTS, REALLY. 477 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,481 WELL, I HOPE SO. 478 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,683 I'M GOING TO BE KEEPING MY EYE ON JIMMY. 479 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,950 AS WILL WE. 480 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,252 DO WE HAVE SOME ANTISEPTIC? 481 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,321 THIS IS REALLY STINGING. 482 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,328 WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR TONGUE? 483 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,596 NOTHING, SISTER. 484 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,765 I'LL SEE YOU IN DETENTION. 485 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,802 OH, CRAP. 486 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,607 ADIOS, CANCÚN. 487 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,541 I'M CALLIN' WORK. 488 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,909 SOMEONE ELSE IS GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY SHIFT. 489 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,644 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CANCEL 490 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,679 MY SHIFT TOMORROW, TOO. 491 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:49,582 CANCÚN WILL BE THERE WHEN WE'RE RETIRED, RIGHT? 492 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,451 OH, SWEETIE, I DO NOT WANNA SEE 493 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:55,588 YOUR BIG, WHITE, 65-YEAR-OLD ASS ON A DIVING BOARD. 494 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,359 JUST FOR THAT, I'M WEARIN' A SPEEDO. 495 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:03,296 OOH. YUCK. 496 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,897 COME ON, WE'LL HAVE A NICE VACATION, RIGHT? 497 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,368 YEAH, WE'LL DO SOMETHIN' FUN. 498 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,338 THIS ISN'T SO BAD. 499 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,940 NO, BABE. YOU KNOW, IT'S THE FAN. 500 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,343 THE FAN MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE. 501 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,045 YOU KNOW, I BET YOU IT'S RAINING IN CANCÚN RIGHT NOW. 502 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,514 PHEW. DODGED THAT BULLET. 503 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:22,782 HEY, HEY. 504 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,651 CHECK OUT ALL THIS STUFF. 505 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,952 OH, WOW, THAT'S NEAT. 506 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,821 YOU GOT A STARFISH, AND A CLAM SHELL, AND-- 507 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,657 OH! OH, MY GOD. 508 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,892 GO WASH YOUR HANDS. 509 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,895 AH, THAT OCEAN IS REFRESHING. 510 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,676 FAN ROCKS, HUH? 511 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:50,943 FAN ROCKS. 512 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,979 LIFE'S GOOD. 513 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,648 YEP. 514 00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,386 NO! NO, NO. COME ON, DAD. JUST COME AT ME. 515 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,421 NO. COME ON, I GOT THIS GREAT NEW MOVE. 516 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,723 JUST COME AND TRY TO KNOCK ME DOWN. 517 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,625 OK, OK, OK. 518 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,359 AAH! 519 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,594 OH, GOD, I'M SORRY! 520 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:08,828 WHAT HAPPENED? NOTHIN', I-- 521 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,597 DAD KNOCKED ME ON MY HEAD. 522 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,465 VERY NICE! HE MADE ME DO IT! 523 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,566 WHAT HAPPENED? 524 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,300 SEAN ATTACKED THE BOY. 525 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,768 NO, I DIDN'T. COME ON, COME ON, 526 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,504 GET UP, COME ON, COME ON. 527 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,739 AAH! AAH! OH! 528 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:22,542 OH, GOD. 529 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:23,976 DID YOU LIKE THAT? THAT WAS MY MOVE. 530 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:24,944 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 531 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:27,380 THAT WAS BRILLIANT.